Sexual Jedi

A sexual jedi is a person who both possesses the uncanny ability to be a player (swordsman) but then be able to fuck-them-speechless. A sexual jedi must also have a high sperm count.

Friend-"Dude the Police are awesome!"
You-"Yeah I know""Sting is a sexual jedi!"

by Spanky746 December 19, 2009

Sexual Intercourse

Sexual Intercourse, aka Sex.

**what the fuck am i supposed to say here?? who uses sexual intercourse and not sex? some weird old man??**

by kickingorphans May 28, 2021

sexual acts

All types of actions in which two or more beings reproduce.
But also, some types of sexual acts do not work for reproduction, like anal or oral sex or gay sex.

I saw them doing sexual acts.
Mr. Johnson, you are acused of performing sexual acts with...

by J4YEM November 22, 2015

sexual safari

The act of indulging and exploring the lengths (no pun intended) of your sexual needs with your partner(s).

"Let's go on a sexual safari."

by HmmYouknow May 26, 2009

Sexual Apoking

An irrational sense of arousal created by being frequently poked via Facebook.

I love sexual apoking, it really gets me going.

by allt1mebl0w February 01, 2015

sexual asthma

When a girl is so hot, it's hard to breathe.

Boy: "do you have any ventolin? I just saw Emily and my sexual asthma is playing up"

by matthewterry May 21, 2014

pony sexuality

No one knows what this means.

Sadly, you'll have to keep looking.
This "pony sexuality" was randomly heard somewhere and no one knows its meaning. I am sorry. Go follow my tt @the_chocolate_lord btw ;)

Person A: "What's a pony sexuality?"
Person B: "No one knows. Not even google."

by Frisk The Chocolate Lord July 03, 2022