Red Russian

a mix of vodka and redbull

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"

by steezyfool November 20, 2010

Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.

Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!

by extremerussiancrushin November 22, 2011

blind Russian

Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).

When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!

by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014

Harry Russell

When a girl is in doggy style, blowing into her hairy ass-hole while violently grabbing her tits until she poops or milk comes out of her tits, then continuing to blow until maximum satisfaction is reached by both parties.

See video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PYozPB-8I

Josh: Dude how was the sex with Kelsey last night?
John: She got it doggy and was expecting some anal but I slipped her the Harry Russell instead... she loved it

by Patty Cake March 29, 2015

Jolly Russian

Vodka with Jolly Ranchers dissolved in it.

Barkeep, one Jolly Russian Please!

by crumbones July 16, 2016

rusty russel

The act of sneaking some assholes cigarettes and running them through your dirty ass crack and putting them back in the pack.

Scott was being a douche, so Russel took his cigarettes and ran them through his nasty sweaty ass crack calling it the Rusty Russel...

by Blackmaverick May 19, 2016

Rough Russ

When you have zero sperm count and and you cum in another man's mouth so they taste no sperm

Rance: *Says something rough*

Russ: That's rough.

Rance: You know what's rough? A Rough Russ.

Russ: What's that?

Rance: WHEN I CUM IN YOUR MOUTH WITH ZERO SPERM COUNT!

Russ: Oh man.

by Someone took my name 2367 August 1, 2016