Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.

Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!

by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024

Russell

Russell is a man who can never get a god roll on Falling Guillotine. Don't let his huge cock fool you, he's but a shy femboy with a round, spankable ass. He may be quiet in the sheets but if you play Deep Stone Crypt with him, motherfucker is going to be screaming like a rape victim.

"Did you hear about Russell cheating on Eric with AverageArtistNate?"-Bitches

by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 21, 2021

Russell

A white male who is quite lanky and is described by moving with "all right angles" and elbows.

Shut the fuck up, Russell!

by R.H.M. April 20, 2018

sam russell

A posh southerner that stinks

Ew it’s a Sam russell

by Sam Russell August 05, 2020

Russel

The dude with the big forehead and wears a champion shirt in picture day and was forced to smile.His sexuality is apparently a potato.He likes to become a helicopter in fortnite

Ayo it’s Russel’s curly head ass.

by I go to Ebola skool October 10, 2018

Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons

Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary”
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*

by Argopanda July 22, 2020

Russel

Russel is a racist homophobic guy. He has no life and only play fortnite. He is also bery retarded he failed an open book english test three times. He is also a psychopath he likes to make fake scenarios of people dying. He’s also the type to be faked depressed and rather than solving his own problems he just hates someone else.

Russel is a dickhead

by YesssssDaddy April 02, 2022