riding the tractor

Beating your dick. masturbating. spanking it.

Dude, we caught Mike riding the tractor when he thought we were sleeping!!

by CHRIS LANE BITCH!! April 30, 2008

riding the red moose

Menstruation

Better leave her alone she is riding the red moose.

by westep January 16, 2011

Riding the Brown Pony

When a girl is riding a black guy who is wearing a brown horse mask reverse cowgirl.

Did you hear about Becky? She was riding the brown pony all last night with Devonté.

by CreepyK420 August 8, 2015

riding to rohan

A dirty, dirty form of sex involving a man, a woman, and often animals. Puppets play a key role in the activities.

Hey pretty lady, want to go riding to rohan?

by Roha May 20, 2006

Riding Saint George

Sexual position with the woman on top facing her partner. So called in the book "The Joy of Sex".

I really enjoy it when my wife is riding Saint George.

by bl!ndm0nk3y December 16, 2008

raising the mast

Having an erection while in the pool; generally when swimming backstroke or floating on your back. This gives the image of a ship's mast going up.

You can also say that somebody "has their mast raised".

Bob- "Hey, see that guy raising the mast out in the pool?!"
Joe- "Oh, damn!"

Will- "Hey dude, go raise your mast. There are a bunch of chicks here who would love to see that."
Chuck- " No way man. You'll probably start taking pictures!"

by swimmer94 June 6, 2009

riding the buzz train

The state of being somewhat intoxicated, but not completely shitfaced.

Lawrence took 5 shots before the basketball game, so he wouldn't be completely fucking bored the whole time. Lawrence was Riding the Buzz Train.

by Moby Bigdick March 12, 2010