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ramenification

The effect of spending all your time and money on school to the point that the only thing you can afford to eat is ramen.

Taking a lower paying job to go back to school.
The ramenification has been affecting my health since I started going back to college.
by sweetris November 28, 2015
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rienhard

A man with two dicks usually German in blood
I thought you were a Rienhard
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Ramen

Ramen intrigues me.
Nothing is cooler in my mind than being a ramen chef, what I’d call a ramen master. It’s the type of thing that has gurus, not professionals.
I want to whip up ramen and wolf it down. It comes with its own set of verbs.

Whip.

Wolf.

Slurp.

Sweat.

Viscosity made for sick days to beat chicken soup. Umami. Umami. Umami. That’s what the fancy shmancy chefs call it. Shmancy must be added because ramen laughs at itself a little – probably as a result of its instant noodle child, the brunt of all jokes about slummy college dorm rooms.

Ramen’s other relative, udon, gives me a feeling in my mouth that’s contagious to my gut. Say it big and grinning now, with vowels deep: U-DON. Like UMAMI. Or my friend’s dog DUKE. It’s the sound of the long u that does it for me. Makes me feel like I’m talking to a bear or a whale.
Ramen is similar, but it makes me feel like I am the bear.
It feels like a breathy breath out, when you exhale from the back of your throat to mimic the sound of a crowd in a stadium. Thousands of people cheering.

I picture chopsticks scooping, stuffing, folding. Fat dissolved and noodles flowing. Ruggedness, companionship, wiliness.
The discipline of a monk and the callousness of a dog. Dogged. But it sounds like BEAR.

I’m going to be a ramen guru.
by ramenguru35$$$#yum July 28, 2016
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Ramengeddon

When your in college and stock up on enough Ramen noodles to survive the end of the world.
Damn, mark you have enough Ramen to survive an apocalypse. It's Ramengeddon.
by tribexteetzel July 4, 2016
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rimantic

A romantic rim job. You light candles and spead flower peddles around the bed and just love the hell out of someones butt. Usually for about an hour or more
Ste and Jerry had a rimantic date last night and now Jerry is in love with Ste.
by Steven Fishell November 18, 2016
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Ramen

the best of the best the gods among the mortals this food is only consumed by the ones who are brave strong and fearless enough to attempt to open up the packet put your brick of ramen and your seasoning in it and boil the kettle after 3 long minutes of waiting you pour the water to see the steam of ramen rise into the air like zeus has just struck the bowl with his mighty wrath and the you get your fork out and have a feast

or you are in college and this is all you can afford
Hello kids today where making some mean ass ramen
by weebtrash2103 January 12, 2017
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Ramen

Ramen is my life
by I.eatpeople.forbeeakfast December 26, 2016
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