Swamp Rhino

A girl that's not just ugly or fat, but both.

"I surprised that swamp rhino didn't eat you."
"Yeah, she is ok if a swamp rhino is what gets you off."

by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017

Rhino Parker

A cock so huge it gets stuck inside a woman .

Parking his cock in her pussy.

Guy to mates: she was so tiny i did a Rhino Parker. Couldnt get it out

by Lisaanne August 13, 2023

colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.

My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.

by JPootLovato July 8, 2022

broken rhino

a guy covers himself in a tight black blanket leaving his dick poking out of the blanket, So it's kind of like a tent, with one stick, and that stick being his dick. The girl must be blindfolded and try to put his dick in her pussy completely just SITTING down on it forcefully, She can not ease onto his dick when she finds it, She must completely FALL and sit down in random areas until it goes in, This may result in injury. Do not try this without medical people on standby

Gay Tony: You heard how Charlie broke his dick trying to do the broken rhino right?
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.

by CharIie Sheen June 25, 2018

Rhino fan

Thumb up the ass while fanning your nuts with the other hand!!

Mark never had shot ropes like that until his brother gave him the rhino fan!!!

by Thomas broadway November 19, 2023

Rhino Party

The Rhino party is a Canadian political party that deserves all the votes. They have all the great ideas; Counting the 1000 islands, bringing Canada off the gold standard and on to the snow standard, painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times, Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will, Knocking down the Rocky Mountains and building giant bicycle paths sloping downhill in both directions, so Canadians could coast from coast to coast, and to increase the safety of Canadian children, the name of newborns must be at least 12 letters, including a capital letter, a number and a special character.

Did you vote for the rhino party?

by Server's Favorite Rhino March 24, 2021

the sparkly rhino

a sex position that takes place on a bunk bed. the girl is attached to the underneath of the top bunk and the guy is doing a back bend on the bottom bunk. she repeatedly pours sparkling cider on him.

the sparkly rhino

by lalalalalalala4 March 2, 2010