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Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.
Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.
by rumhammer July 4, 2025
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The Great White Rhino

When someone calls you "The Great White Rhino" it means ...
The one that got away.
by IFLY1977 November 26, 2020
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orchard rhino

An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.
This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!
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Rochdale rhino

The Rochdale rhino is a small rhino that can be found spending most its time at the crown oil arena. It’s easily distinctive by its huge nose , loud girly screams and it’s love for children.
The Rochdale rhino is loose on red vales playing fields
by The ramsbottom man March 29, 2022
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Elegant Rhino

the Elegant Rhinois a sexual position where the man who who wears a strap on dildo to his mouth runs full sprint at his partner's vagina.

There is a variation of this called the The Brown Rhino where instead of the vagina the man rams the arse with the strap on
my girlfriend has vaginal cramps so I gave her the Elegant Rhino she's now in hospital.
by Foxy Rhino August 19, 2020
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Swamp Rhino

A girl that's not just ugly or fat, but both.
"I surprised that swamp rhino didn't eat you."
"Yeah, she is ok if a swamp rhino is what gets you off."
by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017
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Rhino hunting

When a group of girls go out in search of rich older men
Michelle went rhino hunting on the coast of Portugal
by Hashtaggcmom July 2, 2015
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