by Crazychris April 14, 2014
Get the Clitoris Rex mug.A modified set of table-tennis rules, originating from the Rex Bar.
Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:
* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
Rule modifications include, but are not limited to:
* Drink any time the score is tied
* Ball is in play off any surface except the ground.
* Failing to touch an in-play ball with your paddle is 2 points for the opponent, unless the hit was done by a 2-handed backhand, in which case it is only 1 point.
* Window washing, while legal, is highly frowned upon due to the awkward and silly position one must take on to perform the move.
* Any ball that passes thru the area between the net and the net post, and successfully lands on the table is an automatic game winner
* Rules modifications must be approved by the founding Rex Committee members, and must have unanimous votes
* All serves must start with the ball in the palm of your hand and must rise at least 6 inches above the palm before being hit. If this does not happen, there is actually no penalty besides constant ridicule and harassment from your opponents and onlookers.
* Rope-a-doping is considered any move where you opponent messes up and you don't, all that needs to be said is "rope-a-dope" and you have successfully performed the move.
* Any time a 2 pointer results in new leaders, the word "rawdge" must be uttered, otherwise it is only 1 point.
* A dribbler is when the ball hits the net and barely makes it to the opponents side of the table. While technically a 2 point shot, it is under review by the Committee and is considered general slop.
"Serving: 4 to 5. Oh yeah, I hit a slam and you missed, now its 6-5. #rawdge."
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
"What you talking about dude? It's 5-5 now."
"Nah, brah, this is Rex Rules!"
by bdollarsign December 8, 2017
Get the Rex Rules mug.control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.
My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.
by oober goober June 18, 2012
Get the momasaurus rex mug.a)
god damnit, ella is such a fucking n00basaurus rex
b)
1337 (1:54:56 AM): what did you catch up on?
n00basaurus rex (1:56:25 AM): Ya
n00basaurus rex (2:03:33 AM): Ok lol I think im still missing it
(how is that answer relevant to the question..)
god damnit, ella is such a fucking n00basaurus rex
b)
1337 (1:54:56 AM): what did you catch up on?
n00basaurus rex (1:56:25 AM): Ya
n00basaurus rex (2:03:33 AM): Ok lol I think im still missing it
(how is that answer relevant to the question..)
by barbara tweed February 10, 2008
Get the n00basaurus rex mug.Sam is such a gayasauras rex because she likes to be a buzzkill. We only hang out with them because every other group has a gayasauras rex with them
by iscorebra February 5, 2010
Get the gayasauras rex mug.A word spaning from my own brothers mouth, that i used in reference to Sascha at Roswell's Home Coming Dance
Sascha: I'm ditching you for Chantal
Me: Good I wouldn't want to go out with a fatasaurus-rex anyway...
Me: Good I wouldn't want to go out with a fatasaurus-rex anyway...
by George Hoefer March 7, 2005
Get the fatasaurus-rex mug.1.One that usually never wears a condom during sex.
2.A man that loves unprotected sex.
3.Repeted sexual encounters without the use of protection.
2.A man that loves unprotected sex.
3.Repeted sexual encounters without the use of protection.
"Did you wear a jimmy when you fucked Nikki last night?
Naw nigga, I was rawhead rex like a m'fucka!"
Naw nigga, I was rawhead rex like a m'fucka!"
by BONAFIDE May 13, 2005
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