When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016
Get the Redneck Blowjobmug. A sexual act, in which a person begins to eat their significant others ass from behind. The receiving participant then sharts, leaving a spray of fecal matter on the other involved participants face, similar to mud speckled on a mud flap.
My boyfriend said he wanted to try something new in bed last night. I wasn’t even two minutes in, he sharts and redneck mudflapped my face.
by Tmoorecmooretacomunch January 4, 2021
Get the Redneck Mudflapmug. A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.
by 2Vague February 15, 2022
Get the Redneck Bidetmug. I can't afford a real vacation, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation. Or, I can't afford a Corona, so give me a Redneck on a Vacation.
by badger6666 February 22, 2013
Get the Redneck on a Vacationmug. by mooongirl May 17, 2011
Get the redneck pâtémug. by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011
Get the Redneck babysitmug. I'M gonna take my sister to the jerry springer show to get married by the REV. Snorr because it's the redneck court
by willy51$4 April 21, 2010
Get the redneck courtmug.