A mutated bread of documentry television that was once inovative, but today is a faux depiction of life, with scripted lines, and ignorant participants. Shows are typically pumped with drama, alcohol and sex. Reality tv is partially responsable for the downfall of American society.
The MTV show "the Real World" is a prime example of reality television. This show places 7 random strangers in a house in order to depict "reality". The show focuses on the housemates' adventures at parties, the sexual escapades they participate in, and their drunken rage.
by a. kathleen January 24, 2007
Get the reality television mug.The moment when you are highly inebriated and significantly high and then having an serious epiphany about the sad reality. Suddenly, you have a brain fart, mini heart attack, dull vision, and an ominous noise in your ear and you cannot focus or concentrate on the reality.
-sexy time with le girlfriend with no protection.
guy - "i am done. That was good babe."
girl - "i thought you gonna tap me before you come."
guy - "Sorry, it was a quickie. Aren't you on birth control?"
girl - "No, i have stopped taking them."
followed by a moment of awkward moment.
"guy's mind (reality hit) - FUCKKKK my life is over."
guy - "i am done. That was good babe."
girl - "i thought you gonna tap me before you come."
guy - "Sorry, it was a quickie. Aren't you on birth control?"
girl - "No, i have stopped taking them."
followed by a moment of awkward moment.
"guy's mind (reality hit) - FUCKKKK my life is over."
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I'm Da realist bitch in here.
by Dienda88 March 25, 2007
Get the Da Realist Bitch mug.The term realtor refers to the membership mark held by the national association of realtors and refers to any member of said organization.
The term REALTOR® identifies a licensed professional in real estate who is a member of the National Association of REALTORS®. Not all licensed real estate brokers and salespersons are members of the National Association, and only those who are can identify themselves as REALTORS®. Realtors conduct their business and activities in accordance with a strict Code of Ethics, and pay dues for the status.
The term REALTOR® identifies a licensed professional in real estate who is a member of the National Association of REALTORS®. Not all licensed real estate brokers and salespersons are members of the National Association, and only those who are can identify themselves as REALTORS®. Realtors conduct their business and activities in accordance with a strict Code of Ethics, and pay dues for the status.
by whateversclever April 4, 2008
Get the realtor mug.An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.
Source: The Lanan times.
Source: The Lanan times.
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Get the key to escape reality mug.Reality has become a commodity - Steven Colbert
Steven "Reality has become a commodity"
guy "no its not"
steven "oh ya look it up on urban dictionary"
guy "no its not"
steven "oh ya look it up on urban dictionary"
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