When Bum Krause's teeth are covered in a thick layer of plaque, and smell like death and old Purina dog food.
by Govcheese September 25, 2020

by HammyBurger69 January 28, 2025

Digital Rot is the feeling of malaise and ennui which results from hours spent in a decadent, ceaseless activity, be it watching TV, listening to music, playing video games, watching porn, scrolling on social media, but is usually a combination of all of these things. This does not *have to* result from screens and digital activity, but it typically does.
While similar to mind rot, digital rot seems to be an exacerbated form, in that digital media is far more accessible, and allows a person to sequester themselves in a dungeon of their own creation for years at a time.
While similar to mind rot, digital rot seems to be an exacerbated form, in that digital media is far more accessible, and allows a person to sequester themselves in a dungeon of their own creation for years at a time.
>A few students show up to class, John, Jack, and Jacob.
>John stares at the board aimlessly for the whole class, not writing anything, and blankly staring and glancing around the entire room.
>Jack, whispering to Jacob: "Is John okay?"
>Jacob, whispering to Jack: "He has digital rot. His girlfriend left him, so he stayed up all night doom scrolling, watching porn, and playing video games while messaging me about how sad he was."
>Jacob pokes John in the shoulder
>John has no reaction
>Jacob, whispering: "See?"
>Jack: "wow. He needs to go to church."
>Jacob: "Yeah."
>John stares at the board aimlessly for the whole class, not writing anything, and blankly staring and glancing around the entire room.
>Jack, whispering to Jacob: "Is John okay?"
>Jacob, whispering to Jack: "He has digital rot. His girlfriend left him, so he stayed up all night doom scrolling, watching porn, and playing video games while messaging me about how sad he was."
>Jacob pokes John in the shoulder
>John has no reaction
>Jacob, whispering: "See?"
>Jack: "wow. He needs to go to church."
>Jacob: "Yeah."
by perhapsedly April 5, 2024

Engaging in brain, body, and bed rotting with the goal of rotting away as much as possible. This may involve sitting in bed all day, endlessly scrolling on the internet, neglecting one's responsibilities, practicing poor hygiene, or staying outdoors at all times.
by CrippledCow March 21, 2024

To goon while also rotting in bed for an extended period of time
Alternatively:
To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.
Alternatively:
To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.
by Keef Girgo March 3, 2025

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up
by signed- yours truly, the whale August 1, 2024
