Hide And Go Queef

A game played by women. Escaping a social situation, due to expelling gas from the vagina. A game couples play, she hides and queefs and he looks aimlessly to find her.

She was an expert at {hide and go queef}.
He was a {hide and go queef} victim.
The dog got blamed for a bad {hide and go queef} game.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta September 26, 2012

queef

A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.

When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.

by Bob August 27, 2003

Queef Goblin

Little monster in a womans clit that when he is irritated, screams, cackles, coughs, and sighs, causing a sometimes ENORMOUS expulsion of air called a queef. If he isn't washed regularly, you begin to smell his bad breath.

Damn man, did you hear that queef goblin from up in her?

by CrazyBob62 July 23, 2006

Queef Herder

A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on.

His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder.

by Stallonin April 8, 2009

Queef

A puff of air discharged from the vagina

Cassandra just queefed in p.e

by Eddiewiggins October 24, 2014

G Queef

The sound and bubbles produced when a gravity bong is pulled past the threshold of the water it is contained within. (Coined in Ohioville, circa 2009)

Don't pull up to hard on the gravity bong or it's gonna g queef!

by [e-mail] October 18, 2009

Reverse Queef

When a partner eats out another and then procedes to burp into the vagina

Yeah last night I was eating out Val and I reverse Queefed her. She won't talk to me anymore

by Pazman August 19, 2017