puerto rician suitcase

A suitcase made for travel, usually by fashioning a cardboard flat into a rectangular shape, using duct tape and a knotted rope for a handle.

Joe: "What's with the Puerto Rician suitcase?"
Bob: "It's all I could come up with on such short notice."

by Antenna February 15, 2008

Puerto Rico

An island that is part of the united states. They are for the most part, self governing. They collect welfare, pay taxes, and vote all for the us government.

Another example of diversity in the united states.

by yankee February 9, 2007

Puerto Rican Shit Mouth

The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.

My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.

by Rikki fo sho December 9, 2008

puerto rican

some the best hispanics you will ever meet. don’t listen to the lies about them, they are the loudest and most funny people ever and you will always have a good time with them.

“rachel is puerto rican”
“man she must be awesome!”

by raquii April 14, 2021

puerto rican

best of the hispanics. mixed with black, taino indian, and spaniard. 80% of them consider them selves as spaniard (white)when America consider them as black.

yo son look at day puerto rican mami right there

by Danny_202 June 12, 2008

Puerto Rican Shower

Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.

Usually done at a friend or relatives house.

I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.

I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.

by z10370 November 8, 2009

Pues

Liquid from your anus.

Noah: "Dude i just got all this pues on my finger from a chicks butthole!?"
Sammy: "Score dude! Was it good pues?"

by Puesdrinker November 24, 2010