the office of the former president

On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.

Never before was there an office of the president elect, or the office of the former president, guess Trump just likes building new things :)

by BDHN January 26, 2021

I want to kill the president of the United States

Something that if you say it in public in the us, you can get arrested for some reason

I want to kill the president of the United States

by Hookedrago February 20, 2023

Mr. President Sex

To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.

Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.

by vote for this dick October 24, 2023

Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

Justin Watt

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?

by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022

presentate

The process of presenting, used formally in the process of presenting.

Those students presentated their projects.

by Dr. Lobato June 19, 2005

president

a position that somehow anybody is qualified for. no matter how little politicaly inexperienced or orange one may be.

Bob: did you see who the new president is?
Joe: yeah i'm not surprised. anybody can be president i guess

by •villainous• March 28, 2017

presents

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.

Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.

by Almost Audible June 29, 2003