pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

poosterini

The word was first coined in the infamous 1968 film "Danny and the Postmaster". Often associated with homosexuality although equally applicable to heterosexuality, a poosterini is a rarely washed penis encrusted in feces. According to the movie, the creation of a poosterini requires complete neglect of hygiene towards the penis for a period of at least three weeks combined with consistent anal sex.

Pronounced: Poo-stir-e-knee

From "Danny and the Postmaster": "Danny, are you familiar with the term, poosterini?"

by HarryHaller June 21, 2009

POOtanSEE

The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.

I licked her from her elbow to her POOtanSEE.

by MONKEY-JUNK June 29, 2016

Pooter Dooter

A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.

Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*

by The Dooker June 11, 2016

Poot

care

"I don't even poot."

by Potato4life January 16, 2018

Pooted and Fratted

When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity

Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one

by Függyjoe March 12, 2019

Pooter Bitch

A ho who is prone to queef during intercourse. Usually used as an insult to other men about their ho.

Yo Jeremy you got a Pooter Bitch don't you nigga

Fuck off Tom

by Keypatch April 28, 2020