Pooch

When a woman is on her period and she qweefs out a piece of her uterus.

I didn't know I was going to start my period so I had sex, but when he pulled his dick out I pooched.

by Actual Garbage June 29, 2016

screw the pooch

Meaning to err greatly. Literally meaning to accidently achieve an orgasm when fooling around to get your sausage up in a girls guts. Hence, a catostrophic fuck up.

ex 1: We really can't screw the pooch in the 4th quarter, boys.

ex2: guy1-" I was so nervous with sheniqua last night that i screwed the pooch."
guy2- " ouch dude, ouch.
guy1-" ehhhh, it was good for me."

by Ollie Vector November 20, 2006

poochy

gotta love pooch. Just because you can

pooch aka pritch robertard

by Michael October 20, 2004

pooch

usually a fat person, that has a bulge underneath their stomach that resembles a kangaroos baby pouch.

"hey Darwin!" look at that lady and her enormous POOCH!

by petter pipper April 19, 2009

Poochie

An irishman with tattoos with an athletic physique. Usually found in the arms of an filipina reciting DMX rap lyrics. Known for the saying "You've gone to far!"

YO Poochie!! Close...but no cigar.

by Office Space March 30, 2005

Pooching

Havng sex with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.

That girl is a real dog, but I'm in the middle of a dry spell. So, I'm going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.

by J Cheever Loophole December 17, 2010

poochenza

A pretty girl who gives herself trillions of nicknames with the ENZ in all of them

Makenzie made another damn nickname for herself, Poochenza.

by Lubabe January 10, 2004