Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 22, 2013

puddlechest

A term used to describe somebody who when laying down and stroking their member, suddenly an explosion sends a rainbow of jizz onto their chest, where it comes to rest. Typically used to describe a single male.

"That guy's been single for months. Yeah, he's a total puddlechest."

by benscarisdeaddd June 10, 2016

Poodle Rat

She looks sweet and kind with minor sluty clothes. Others see her as normal and kind and a little quiet. That all changes when you have a dick.

She will let any guy possible in her. Her favorite feeding places are bushes outside of other people's houses. Literally ask her to take off her clothes and they're off.

Her laugh will make you want to slit your own throat and her tight ass short shorts will make you throw up. She also has the curliest hair that she will not stop touching. If you smack her ass she will look pissed on the outside but will love you forever.

Never trust a poodle rat.

*HAS BEEN CAUGHT STUFFING BRA 3+ TIMES*

"Bro she looks cute"
"Nah man she's a total poodle rat"

by YoungMetroDontTrustYa September 17, 2016

Piddlewag

A phrase used to insult friends in unprofanitive way when you are near an adult

"Awww Emma why'd you do that, your such a piddlewag

by Masturbation Time September 22, 2016

Puddle junky

A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously

Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over

by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017

Paddler

Verb: Someone who engages and follows mainstream trends in music and fashion. Also known as a hypebeast. Word derives from kayaks and/or boats that go down streams i.e mainSTREAM trends and music.

Person 1:Are you going to (Music Artist) 's concert.
Person 2: No they're going to be too many paddlers there that don't

by A.Daniels April 13, 2017

Puddle Pussy

A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.

"Be careful, Jenna has a puddle pussy. There's no way to be discreet when you two have sex."

by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017