Pocket Gnome

A pocket sized woman who spends the entire day rubbing on the owners penis.

"I just got me a pocket gnome man, now i got wet spots all over my jeans!"

by Cherrijello February 26, 2009

Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)

Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck”
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker”

by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021

pocket tap

When somebody literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in attempt to see what is in it; in order to steal from them.

You gonna let another man pocket tap you?

by JerseyJosh July 15, 2020

Prawn in the pocket

To fall asleep while your penis is still inside of a partner, loved one, spouse, mistress, fling or prostitute.

"I just put my prawn in the pocket and had a lovely dream last night. Woke up soggy."

by Omgyiyja September 27, 2012

Pocket Nug

When searching through you pocket and you stumble upon pot that you didn't know you had.

Travis: Oh shit, I found a pocket nug.
Amanda: Shit, let's smoke that.

by mrThc January 15, 2009

Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.

Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Glock Pocket

An orifice that holds one or more Glocks.
A place to store your Glock in the big house.
Another term for prison wallet when used for firearms storage, specifically Glocks.

Patrick, is that a Glock in your Glock Pocket or are you happy to see me?

by Johnny Hundo May 7, 2020