mike pizza

a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.

Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?

Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.

by Johnny O'Malley February 21, 2011

Stoner Pizza

Those tiny little pizzas that stoners eat.

Hey I want some stoner pizza

by Azriel December 23, 2003

Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009

dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.

Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

pizza breath

That cheesy, pizzza-y breath that sticks around for HOURS after you eat pizza. You can smell it yourself without even trying to. As long as the pizza's got the bare minimum to be a pizza, you'll get pizza breath.

Damn bro, I hate this pizza breath; it annoys the hell outta me. I can smell it just by breathing..

by Knamer363 August 19, 2022

Pimpin' a pizza

To add extra cheese, peperoni, olives and other tasty items to a cheap and boring store bought frozen pizza before baking it in the oven. It infinitely multiplies its deliciousness.

Henrietta: Want to come over to my house? I'm pimpin' a pizza.

Julio: Maybe. What kind of tasty shit are you adding to it?

by Quiff Studdley October 22, 2009

poofters pizza

Quiche

Jesus we're not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?

by Captn Pants December 8, 2015