Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.

"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."

by J.Bot November 15, 2007

Pressed

Someone who is jealous of what someone else has, or envying someone.

"That girl is so pressed"
"She mad pressed right now, don't pay her no attention."

by Kaylauntouched September 3, 2019

Yellow Press

A derogatory term for a man who is thoughtless, credulous, and loves cheap and untrue sensationalism.

Yellow Press nerds get out!

by Morning Leader September 12, 2017

pless

Pless is another way of saying "please" but pronounced ple-ss. People mostly use it to be funny and a easy way to say "please".

Definition of Pless. Son: Mom could you ple-ss grab my backpack?
Mom: What did you say?
Son: It means please?
Mom: Well please say please.

by DatDudDoe March 29, 2016

Taco Press

To taco press is a slang term for the act of a woman placing her vagina on someone's forehead.

To press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects.

Angela taco pressed Chris in Charleston this weekend.

by Merfairvampire Ange June 3, 2011

Plessinger

A fat white kid with a really, REALLY small penis.

You see that Plessinger over there? He's addicted to Gears of War 2.

by LittleBIGguy234 June 19, 2009

press

to have sex with..

i would press her you know.

yeah she's decent she'd get pressed.

by reidyyyy October 20, 2010