Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."
What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
by amos anon November 16, 2008
1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.
2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 08, 2005
1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.
2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck
2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck
1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."
2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."
2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."
by ~swan July 20, 2005
a phantom duke is done by a person called a phantom duker, the act of phantom duking is when a person excrets in a well populated or traveld area with no sign of them doing it, you can also use it as a threat or for money
by c,lewis October 24, 2006
(feeling a little vibration on your leg)
'WTF, no one's calling. Must be a fucking phantom vibrations. Ghosts are trying to contact me."
'WTF, no one's calling. Must be a fucking phantom vibrations. Ghosts are trying to contact me."
by Polychronic November 17, 2009
by Bud Select AK October 18, 2007
This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.
by TTM January 21, 2006