A Pet Named Steve

An imaginary pet that Markiplier has used in the game Google Fued. It also shows that Mark has officially lost it lolz

I think I swallowed A Pet Named Steve

by Flitch 292 July 30, 2016

human pet guy

notorious on tumblr for a lengthy screed turned copypasta detailing why he believed he should be able to own a human pet. he has called himself "the cybersmith" since approximately 2014 and despite the belief of many that he may be a "bit", a three-hour interview proved his validity as a self-proclaimed "libertarian monarchist." in recent years he has become a reply guy to twitter user SAMOYEDCORE and retweets diaper- and other fetish-related pornography. he is a fan of the fallout series, fallout 4 being his favourite and perhaps what he bases some or most of his politics off of. he also has an account on reddit where he posts fallout-related meta-analysis, which he would no doubt prefer to be known for.

a did you hear that human pet guy thinks ancient romans all lived in tiny colosseums?
b i heard that human pet guy wanted to be pegged by young maggie thatcher.

by space/qwn March 16, 2021

A Pet Named Steve

Markiplier´s ´´Pet´´ in google fued

I think i have...... A Pet Named Steve *laughing*

by JohnLaurensRoleplayer November 29, 2017

A pet named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet he made up whilst playing "google feud" who may be a gay bird.

i think i have a pet named steve.
-markiplier

by SuperDiamondDJ June 13, 2018

A Pet Named Steve

Markipliers Imaginary Pet named Steve he used several times in Google feud episodes.

“Whats it like to be a Pet Named Steve?” *Giggleplier intensify*

by OkayJenna February 28, 2021

Pet Simulator X

(also short for PSX or Adopt Me but worse)

is your local Child-Friendly Casino Game where Children are taught to gamble and lose their life savings and be addicted to casinos while they're young

*Pet Simulator X cutely defeats Adopt Me's "micro" transactions*

by woolf🦊 January 1, 2022

Pet Simulator X

The crippling addiction Pet Roblox game. Known for it's screenshitted NFTs & P2W aspects. It's mostly played by kids around the age of 9. Preston the owner has a ton of money from people addicted from his drugged game.
TL;DR The Adopt Me for boys

Person 1: Can we play Pet Simulator X?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, that game is shitty

by flushe January 14, 2022