Parker

A funny, smart, lovable kid who has his way around girls. He prefers girls of a different hair/eye color than his because he finds them to be more attractive. He talks a lot but is better with adults. He doesn't have a lot of guy friends, but he likes to play on his Xbox with them. He likes videogames, but would rather be playing outside. He hates school and is known to have a negative attitude when coming home. He loves unhealthy food but is not fat. He likes football and having fun.

Dude: I wish my friend was Parker.
Boy: I know, He's so smart and has a way around girls.

by That_random_Squirrel_22 October 6, 2020

PECKER WRECKER

Any girl with a mouthful of braces that wants to give you a blowjob.

Dude, that chick with the braces over there has an awesome rack, but her mouth is a PECKER WRECKER for sure.

by PUNK ROB November 20, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012

Parker

Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.

Boy 1: Damn, that girl is FINE.

Boy 2: Oh I know, but she's even more than that. She's a Parker.

by A Fucking Vacuum August 6, 2011

Pecker Wood

Term used in prison for white inmates in prison, used by other minorities as a racist comment, eventually the term was adopted by white supremacist gangs in the prison system as a name for one of their gangs.

Term comes from wood pecker, because they normally have red hair, and whites are the only people who have red hair.

"Look at that pecker wood over there."

by Sauly Jamison September 1, 2009

peckerwoods

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

Parker

He is a nice kid, but he gets super hyper after a while. And then gets really annoying. Then no one wants to be around him.

Person 1: you like Parker
Person 2: yes but he is getting more and more annoying.

by TheOneMemeCreator April 26, 2019