My people need me!

Thoughts of people, animals or inanimate objects when, without context, they seem to suddenly decide go their own way as if to go help its siblings, family, tribe, etc.

It can optionally be preceded by: "I must go! My people need me!"

Situation: A truck is rolling down the highway and a wheel suddenly breaks loose and goes its own way.

Wheel thoughts: "I must go! My people need me!"

by MarvinParanoAndroid January 22, 2019

Bar people

When you step in your local corner bar, and the people inside are bar people, they are customers, but not customer-customers more like they are bar people.

A way to refer to a person who is a regular at a bar, or an alcoholic.

- man, I was chilling at the bar high and this one bar person was just keep offering me shoots.

-last time I bet money on pool this bar person hustled me for 100 dollars

-I’m moving next to a bar next week, I’m become one part of bar people

by Ukrainian_mark December 1, 2019

Decent people

Even if there's just a few in your area, there's never just one.

Even if you're the kind of asshole who is content to play nothing but solitaire his whole life, you know there's some other decent asshole somewhere you've been, it was never just you. There were more decent people, if you really were all decent.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Creamy People

The creamy employees of an office whose talent knows no bounds.

"Stuart, Alex and Jimmy are the creamy people, you cannot exclude them from the meeting!"

by 0Rc0 June 25, 2020

stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

You're not really stupid, because its the longest word in the English language.

Guy: stupid people who don't know how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Guy 2: I'm not stupid because its the longest word in exsistence!
Guy: OK! But its true because the name of this "NEW WORD" is called that!
Guy 2: But it says you're not really stupid!
Guy: Oh yeah, I guess so... Hah?

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 26, 2020

Several people are typing...

The message you see at the bottom of your Discord window after you post something thought-provoking and/or potentially controversial. Depending on the severity it may also be the last message you see before you die.

Me: Fortnite is a terrible game and should be burnt to the ground
Chat: "Several people are typing..."

by Abyss the Hybrid January 14, 2021

Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

by opeth6669 January 13, 2022