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Tomato Patch

An unkempt, hairy pussy, that is so thick that you can't actually see the genitalia.
I planned on going down on Amy last night until I pulled down her panties and saw her tomato patch.
by Koban November 22, 2009
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Plumpkin Patch Kid

When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.
Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.

The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
by Kings St October 23, 2010
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Soul Patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Especially seen on sexy spanish men.
The worlds best striker and hottest man alive: David Villa is a prime example of a amazing soul patch.
by Srawrrrrrrrrr September 8, 2010
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soul patch

The unattractive chicklet-like tuft of hair that finds its home directly below the central region of an overzealous male's bottom lip.
That carni has cotton floss entwined within his soul patch.
by L-dezee July 31, 2008
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Wadi pacho

saying wadi pacho is like asking someone if you can do the waffle manuver. The waffle manuver means to pour hot waffle batter into a womans vagina or anus. you can do this to man also, but thts just wrong
i asked carly if i could give her a wadi pacho
by William Tryon III April 20, 2008
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Sour Patch Your Ass

The act of making a someone else eat a sour patch candy for the sole purpose of shutting them up when they are either complaining, wining, getting on your nerves, being unreasonable, being mean, getting upset or any other reason you would want them to shut up.

Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.

In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.

Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
"If you don't quit your bitchin' I'm going to Sour Patch your ass!"
by clhughey February 25, 2010
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Pacho

1. The name of the greatest freaking brother anybody could possibly have. Is younger than you, stronger than you, eats more than you, and can beat you in a game of Super Smash Brothers and Mario Tennis.

2. The name created when trying to make up a Spanish child's name. Failed combination of Pancho, Paco, and Nacho. Nicknamed "Pachito," meaning Little Pacho.
GOD DAMMIT, PACHO.
by Charles Knickerbockers March 24, 2009
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