Pasta-Fart

You know that one kid in the back of the classroom who never says anything to anybody but he's always mumbling complaints to himself about who knows what?
That kid, is a pasta fart...

"Hey sally, did you see what the 7th period pasta-fart was wearing today?"

by ;oawnvw[iorkmlba May 14, 2015

Parsa

A kind of creature that always seems excited with the idea of getting out with friends, but always vanishes in the nick of time and comes up with random excuses

Ali:" Who else are we waiting for?"
Amirhossein:"Mohammadi Manesh"
Ali:"You've got to be kidding me! He's a Parsa!"

by RUDW_09165069102 August 16, 2018

parskahye

is a group of Iranian-Armenians who think they are better than the rest of the Armenian Diaspora. They discriminate against the bolsahyes (Turkish-Armenians) and beirutsis (Lebanese-Armenians), and the rest of the Western Armenians.

There were five parskahyes picking on a beirutsi for speaking a different Armenian dialect.

by TheRealArmenian September 7, 2007

Pasta-tution.

When hot girls serve you pasta, it's known as pasta-tution.

If Olive Garden and Hooters ever merged, the new location would be called House of Pasta-tution.

by JiggyRick January 7, 2017

Pasta Dinner

When you eat a bunch of uncooked pasta and then drink about a gallon of water, throw up the pasta into your significant other’s vagina, stick your penis into the pasta filled vagina and then eat the pasta once you’ve finished having intercourse

Guy: god I’m so hungry and horny
Girl: are you down for a pasta dinner?

Guy: get naked rn

by landynschaffer April 21, 2018

Pasta

Pasta is thek ing of food, since almost everything is made of pasta:
Pizza
Bread
Pasta
Spaghetti
Ravioli
Cake
Noodles
Cracker
Sandwich
Plates
Water
Yogurt (Yogurt, yoghurt, or yoghourt)
Air
ur mom

-Yo italian man, what did you eat for lunch yesterday?
-Well, as a starter i eat some pasta with some pasta on it , then for the first course i got some pasta embedded in a bigger pasta all covered with confetti made of pasta. After two plates i was already kinda full but i procedeed to the second dish anyway: a giant slice of pasta with some pasta sauce aaaall around it was extremely pastaicious. As a dessert, guess what, a little pasta cream with some pasta on it A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. What about you?
-Nah only pasta for me :(

by almanfu March 1, 2018

big pasta

The fat friend in a group of friends that has a lot of girlfriends but no real girlfriend. Usually because he is gay or not considered a sexual option.

"man how does he always end up talking to the girl he's fat and not attractive at all"

"it's all good, he's not getting any he's the big pasta"

by OnlyInTheTub November 19, 2009