First World Problem

That

That is a first world problem

by BeanMachine14 March 29, 2023

griefer bar problem

derived from Nazi Bar Problem, except not specifically bigotry.
A lack of moderation drives normal users away leaving a higher and higher concentration of griefers, flamers and trolls in online spaces such as video games and Discord.

I played League of Legends back in the day but the griefer bar problem really got to it

by IamMeWasTaken July 24, 2023

cat rolling down the hill problem

A physics problem involving a cat rolling down a hill. Commonly given when asked for physics answers.

"What's the answer to question 1?"
"What, the cat rolling down the hill problem?"

by ahsfiahkdsf September 26, 2020

That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.

Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003

Tomorrow Problem

Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading

Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B-

Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?

Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric.

Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem.

Bro 2: ...tequila it is.

by Kraks May 5, 2011

staring problem

random people, normally old people, who stare at you in public for whatever reason

me: damn, this freak won’t stop glaring at me. I guess they have a staring problem.

by short ass mf July 13, 2022