Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

business plant

a plant that does business stuff

yo i just got a business plant

by scp sl guy April 18, 2023

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by ghostToes July 6, 2023

sand plant

When you're so drunk at the beach, you face plant in the sand.

My friend was so drunk she sand planted last night and woke up this morning with sand in her ear.

by Billy Bob 54 August 12, 2023

egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Indrustry plant

Triominutes

Triominutes is an indrustry plant

by Genuis afro king who works for September 20, 2023

Ohio Plant

Another term used for marijuana or weed.

Person 1: Damn I’m hella stressed
Person 2: Nigga you need that Ohio plant

By Drake and Joanna

by NiggaOnPlant October 18, 2023