phantom pooper

Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."

What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!

by amos anon March 30, 2009

Phantom

To fabricate something

Charlie said he had sex with Mara, although his friends knew this was a phantom.

by DanielB3223 November 9, 2007

phantom duke

a phantom duke is done by a person called a phantom duker, the act of phantom duking is when a person excrets in a well populated or traveld area with no sign of them doing it, you can also use it as a threat or for money

i phantom duked the town hall steps then phantom duked on the car and almost got caught

by c,lewis October 24, 2006

phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005

Phantom Vibrations

adverb- when your cellphone is in your pocket, and you feel it vibrate, but no one is calling.

(feeling a little vibration on your leg)
'WTF, no one's calling. Must be a fucking phantom vibrations. Ghosts are trying to contact me."

by Polychronic November 17, 2009

Phantom Teabag

Tea Bagging an opponent you just killed in Halo while having Active Camouflage.

I just gave that noob a Phantom Teabag, He never saw it coming.

by Bud Select AK November 3, 2007

Phantom Ring

This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.

Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket*
Dang it.. phantom ring.

by TTM January 20, 2006