Pearson

This guy can lead a flock of cows like nobody's business, and he can also lead a herd of worms like it nothing. Hes a natural worm farmer obviously and he has won the tree climbing contest 69 years and running.

Guy 1: did u see that guy flock up all the Galapagos.
Guy 2: he must of been pearson

by Mike ox large October 9, 2020

pearse mckeown

A real sigma chad

Rhys: Wow pearse mckeown is a real ladies man

Conan: He really is

by CLloyd20 December 4, 2021

Pearson

Adj (discriptev, usualy of a male) Verry Hot, Generally smart. abnormaly good at video games. has the bigest penis you have ever seen.

Girl one: Oh my gosh that guy looks so pearson right now
Girl two: he's got straight A's too

by A's all day's March 2, 2023

Pearson Procedure

A highly complex medical procedure that details the use of Dora the Explorer band-aids on the patient.

Doctor 1: “Looks like we’ll need to administer an IV”
Doctor 2: “That’s not enough, we’ll have to undertake the Pearson Procedure”

by natove December 31, 2024

the pearson

To be utterly inappropriate in a relationship with someone under the age of 17.

Also a phrase used for a man who enjoys drinking another mans baby batter.

Look at the pearson over there pretending to read the paper in front of the school.

by The Grammar master November 14, 2011

Dwight Pearson

The lit-est dad anyone could ever ask for.

Wow, Dwight Pearson is SO lit.

by dmoney:) August 17, 2017

Penny Pearston

She is the most perfect female in your life.. some can only dream of meeting someone as truly irreplaceable as her... the one person you never want to lose. She is the most caring, kind, loving, knowledgeable, funniest, and BEAUTIFUL woman ever..

Wow penny pearston is the best woman ever.

by Penny pearston May 19, 2018