E.M.P.A.S.M.T.

Eat My Pussy And Slap My Titties

Sort of like the saying well that chaps my ass just in a different manor like a joyful on example why "E.M.P.A.S.M.T.the motion of dismissal has gone through to have my case dismissed it's gonna be a good day today"

by BigRob89 November 26, 2021

S.I.M.P

1. Someone who has squirrels in their pants
2. A shorter way to say “slave(s) in my plantation” commonly used by racist white people

1. I think there’s S.I.M.P please help

2. I got a lot of Simp

by Melonesdiscordkitten January 8, 2022

L.M.P

Your girlfriend, or F.W.B wants you to.. LICK THEIR PUSSY! Congratulations my friend.

"Hey, David. L.M.P, please."
"Of-course.. its gonna feel good."

by yourmomislikeyourasspussy January 28, 2022

O.M.P

Order of Mutual Protection, and usually abbreviated in reference to insurance companies labeled on cemetery headstones, footstones, or general memoriam's.

Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisans O.M.P.

by Yarthebazar October 15, 2022

O.M.P

Order of Mutual Protection, usually in reference to an insurance organization on the headstone or memoriam of the deceased.

Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisan O.M.P

Marty's inscription read, "I Famiclia O.M.P" insured by a life/health insurance agency.

by Yarthebazar October 16, 2022

E.M.P.O

When a woman ask a man to give her oral sex.

“Eat my pussy out.” E.M.P.O

by whoreanthem February 9, 2023

c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

Come eat my pussy then I cum on your face

Hey (insert name) c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

by En"" March 28, 2023