Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.

Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!

by BigPine007 December 10, 2019

The Raw Oyster

The Raw Oyster, The Sexual act involving cracking a raw egg into your partners vagina and then proceed to scran it back out.

James: So David you finally do it with Beth.
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!

by TheDadFromSpyKids July 23, 2024

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

oyster folkstone woodland

Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland

Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Fuck Oyster

The female equivalent of a Fuck Boy.

Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!

by Plonkydonk January 4, 2021

oyster cream

It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.

The girl last night was total oyster cream fiend.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2019

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025