optimorectalmitus

A medical condition in which the optic nerve becomes tangled with lower sphincter with the result of developing a shitty outlook on life

That lad is suffering from a bad case of optimorectalmitus

by Haretoday June 17, 2020

optibo

A style of home construction based in northern europe, encorporating "smart house" (a computer that litearlly runs your home) and compact design, where tables, chairs, and beds literally sink into the floor to open up room for living.

My friends optibo house is awesome, he can control his stove, windows, garage door, and all his furniture with a remote control.

by Chad Jeanes October 25, 2005

Optimice

Dumping out excess ice you've just re-added to your cup when getting a fountain drink; achieving optimum ice quantity

Sorry it took so long to get my drink, had to optimice a couple of times

by FuzHed May 9, 2009

Optimistica

another word for any type of weed you smoke and immediately just know it's gonna be dank.

*takes drag* ... "HOLY SHIT OH HELL YEAH THIS IS ... IS... OPTIMISTICA!"

by stoned247 May 18, 2010

Optimizal

Optimus Prime of the 20th Century. He is a bad ass robot, that brings pain.

Optimizal arrives. ** Enemies flee the area.

by Optimizal November 4, 2011

Optional October

This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.

Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."

by iliumoptical October 2, 2012

optiposifaux

The use of a positive term or expression before an insult. e.g.

No offense, you can't dance, sing, look good etc. - That's such an optiposifaux

by Nashie October 22, 2013