When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

A solitary, lone tooth usually in thw mouth of an elderly person, which would have to chase a pickled onion around the mouth in a bid to eat it.
"Who di you think grassed you up for growing the skunk Baz?"
"Aah probably that old cunt with the onion chaser downstairs".
"Aah probably that old cunt with the onion chaser downstairs".
by sipukka May 10, 2022

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.
by Hot Be December 20, 2016

by thedickbutt April 20, 2014

by Onion dungeon February 25, 2020

Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.
by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011
