Noun
1. A shady banking institution with poor customer service.
2. A building typically housing rapists and thieves
Verb
1. To have rough sexual intercourse with ones anus while simultaneously stealing from their wallet or purse
1. A shady banking institution with poor customer service.
2. A building typically housing rapists and thieves
Verb
1. To have rough sexual intercourse with ones anus while simultaneously stealing from their wallet or purse
Examples:
Noun
1. Key Bank structures simultaneous direct withdrawals to create as many overdraft fees as possible.
2. I would literally bank anywhere but Key Bank.
Verb
I just got Key Banked and have to work a double while waddling to break even.
Noun
1. Key Bank structures simultaneous direct withdrawals to create as many overdraft fees as possible.
2. I would literally bank anywhere but Key Bank.
Verb
I just got Key Banked and have to work a double while waddling to break even.
by changebanksittakes2hourstops January 17, 2013

A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.
by Green eggs and baaaam July 5, 2018

A Netflix series about a family who moves into a creepy house full of magical keys with different powers. Haven’t finished it yet, but from what I saw, it’s a really good show! I suggest watching it if you like creepy stories with a touch of magic.
by HarryPotterBuffy February 9, 2022

by 10 INCH DaNK November 6, 2017

Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit.
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Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit key. It turns everything u write to shit.
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Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit key. It turns everything u write to shit.
by Cakeeee January 23, 2009

by not goated lmao September 9, 2019

This term was popularized by Dj Khaled via the social media app, Snapchat. Through his many rants, he would often refer to something as a "major key" or "major key alert" or the "keys to success". This could be anything from drinking water with every meal, to watering your plants or even taking out the trash. So many people caught on to this trend and started immitating this phrase and before long, it was an actual coined phrase imbedded in urban vernacular.
by Siddthekidd August 2, 2016
