Knock the Dust Off

When a man (usually younger) has sex with a woman (usually older) who hasn't had sex in a long time

She said it'd been a year since she'd had sex. But I'll still knock the dust off that pussy!

by metallicafan3124 January 19, 2015

off guard

Off Guard simply means when somebody least expects it

Imma catch that motherfucker off guard and beat his ass.

by JabariW January 23, 2014

suck the nuts off a gorilla

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.

That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

nod off

to fall asleep usually unintentionally.

I often nod off in class.
The speech was so boring that several people in the audience nodded off before it was finished.

by oliverbr May 22, 2006

Going Off The Deep End

To degenerate cognitively, to be in the process of having a mental breakdown, the process of going crazy

Jeff: I can't believe what my pops says sometimes. It's like he's incapable of higher thought!

Julian: Yeah, I'd say your pops is going off the deep end LOL!

by paynasty23 September 12, 2010

get off my lawn

A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.

"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"

by RevWaldo October 1, 2008

Kickin' off in Narnia

The act of engaging in any illegal, immoral or indecent behavior in a closet or wardrobe. Most often used to describe reckless, impetuous, often drunken and unprotected sexual intercourse in any area with extrememly restrictive/limited space or a configuration not conducive to carnal activity.

You missed it last night Jimbo - it was kickin' off in Narnia! I had Jeana bent over in her mom's fuckin' broom closet. If she's walking normal today, it will be a miracle.

by Texas Muck Savage October 17, 2011