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Tooting your own vuvuzela

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010
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stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.
He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!
by dmillswvu82 May 15, 2018
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Bitch-I-Own-U

Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)
"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"
by BITCH-I-OWN-U August 27, 2008
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doing my own thing

It means doing whatever you feel like doing that interests you. It may be trying many things to figure it out.
I may not have a job but I'm still productive. I'm an independent person. I'm doing my own thing and that's alright.
by calligraphy March 20, 2016
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flap your own wings

(verb to): live independently from one's parents
son: mom, make yourself useful and clean my room.

mother: no. Now, doff me a hat, and, if you don't' like the rules in this house, you can, for a change, try and flap your own wings with your girlfriend. That'll teach you to be more independent.
by Sexydimma September 12, 2013
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MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.
by weave July 23, 2003
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fuck your own face

Action performed, literally, after taking a big step back
Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
by gosu75 November 23, 2010
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