mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet

Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme

by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023

Hick job

The act of a random person at a concert giving you a hickey

Adam got a hick job from Kathy at a rager.

by Glenlolo November 20, 2014

bath job

a blow job given in a bathtub

That bath job was AWESOME

by THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR June 10, 2011

web job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure from a random stranger on chatroulette.

Bro last night on chatroulette this chick gave me the best web job ever!

by brototype1012 March 26, 2010

FL job

FL(free loader) job. A job were ones does little or no work and still gets payed minimum wage and up. Your time at work usually consists of chatting on facebook, homework, and playing extremely boring flash games. The best job you can ever get.

"waaaaaat? u make 8 bucks an hour?!"
"best fl job evar and i barely do anything!"

by misterlalaland April 16, 2010

ralph job

The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.

Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.

by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017

curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

by tyrano June 18, 2013