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olive oil

In Portugal this word (which translates to Azeite) is used to describe a rare kind of Fuckboy potentially only found in this country.

Imagine a new race of Fuckboy created by mixing the actual Universal fuckboy with the lack of information found in Portugal's villages.
The result is a person finding about a trend that went out of fashion 5 years ago and wearing it proudly, spreading it with his friends, plus adding Kizomba in the mix, thus creating a legion of Olive Oil(ers) (Azeiteiros) who leave trails of olive oil in their wake.
"Miguel is such an Azeiteiro. Look at all that olive oil."
"You can literally see the olive oil overflowing that room."
"José slipped in Julio's olive oil last week and broke his leg. I'm afraid he'll never walk again."
by 50 25 25 May 23, 2016
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Poor Man's Oil

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.
'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'
by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008
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banana oil

(archaic) Insincere or nonsense speech. This term is an example of 1920s ("flapper" era)American slang. Synonyms from the era include horse feathers and applesauce.
"He poured banana oil in her ear, telling her flattering sweet lies to lure her heart."
by El Roberto July 7, 2005
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Arabian Oil Slick

An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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motor oil

an exceptionally dark beer or ale, usually drunk by men who need an extra kick at Happy Hour
Jonny said to Eric, "What are you drinking there - motor oil?"
by MaryPoppins January 11, 2008
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Baby Oil

Baby Oil is fat extracted from undeveloped human sources, known as babies.

Like all fats, baby oils are insoluble in water but soluble in cheap vodka.

Oils extracted from minors have been used in many cultures, since ancient times. As an example, a 4000 year old "kitchen" unearthed in Liverpool was found to include an oil press and a large quantity of discarded child-husks. Archeologists believe that the tribes of Ancient Scouse would raise children as a source of cheap fuel.

The uses of baby oils can be divided into three main areas:

* Lubrication
* Fuel
* Threatening Children

Extracting Baby Oil:

* The "traditional" way of extracting baby oil uses several different types of mechanical extraction. This method is preferred by most Eco-Freakies in the USA and in Europe. Cheesegrater extraction is one type, and there are two other types that are both oil presses: the screw press and the ram press. Oil presses are commonly used in developing countries, among people for whom other extraction methods would be prohibitively expensive.

* The "modern" way of acquiring baby oil is by chemical extraction, using solvent extracts, which produces higher yields and is quicker and less messy. The most common solvent is Sunny Delight. This disolves the baby from the inside out, and it is then simple to seperate the oil from the solvent.
No, Baby Oil is not made of babies.... I am only kidding...
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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twat oil

A deliciously pungent oil with a high smoking point, roughly equivalent to flaxseed oil, only much fishier. Perfect for seasoning cast iron or de Bruyer pans.
Dude, where did you get that twat oil? These omelettes are delicious!
by pan man November 13, 2013
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