Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.

Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022

dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..

Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"

by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010

dolphin gravy

the vaginal discharge that seeps out of fat women's vaginas and fat folds

I took that fat chick from the bar home and she let me eat her "Dolphin Gravy"

by JaCrispy420 October 1, 2020

Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

Dolphin squeeze

After a man cums he squeezes the last drop of semen out and makes the girl eat it

After I came down her throat, I did a dolphin squeeze and had her eat the last drop of cum.

by ARjunkie November 9, 2018

furry dolphin

God of YouTube

Man my furry dolphin hurts

by Oy mate it’s ya boi chips ahoy May 15, 2018

Dolphin Prom

When someone deliberately and whole heartedly does something petty, stupid, or cruel in full view of others and try to cover for it with random nonsense or actions to cover for the deliberately bad action.

Bob lied to his sister about being sick on Friday and missing work, the only recourse was to tell her he had instead attended the Dolphin Prom, and that she was crazy for not remembering it.

by Philosopher Bishop June 29, 2022