A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012
Get the Smack my Bone and call me Sallymug. Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
by DougieT May 30, 2006
Get the Well spank my ass and call me sallymug. when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
Get the well slap my titties and call me sallymug. Perfect would be an understatement. Like no one else. Jaw dropping, breath taking, beautiful, gorgeous, and plenty, plenty more. Absolutely stunning, fantastic in every way imaginable. With a smile that would make you weak to your knees, a mesmerizing laugh that could make you swear you’re in Heaven, un-believable eyes of an Angel, along with a smirk accompanied with a certain look that would warm your heart. You wouldn’t dare ask for a more ideal human being, it would be impossible. Everything you’d ever want in someone. Couldn’t find the Valley Overlook at French Fort Cove if she tried, but would be anyones first choice to go on an adventure with and find walking bridges (Train Tracks). Eye candy at the gym, you’d forget how many reps you had left if you locked eyes with her. A pure bundle of joy.
Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.
A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.
Truely amazing ; Ideal.
Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.
A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.
Truely amazing ; Ideal.
by SummerOf2021 August 10, 2021
Get the Sally Batesmug. 
Everyone named Sally is blue.
Sally from cars.
Sally from nightmare before Christmas.
Sally from monsters inc.
Sallyface.
Sally from Percy Jackson.
Sally from cars.
Sally from nightmare before Christmas.
Sally from monsters inc.
Sallyface.
Sally from Percy Jackson.
by Omegaxd November 1, 2019
Get the Sallymug. by Hehdhdbdyd July 7, 2019
Get the Sally syndromemug.