Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
by joseph blough April 19, 2025

A place located north in norway where the only food they eat is fish, bollemelk/klæppsuppa and more fish. Nordlænningæ (that's what they're called) swear a lot, I mean satan i hælvette kor di bannjest. they don't have cars there so they use their ride on their reindeers if they want to go somwhere.
Kjæm du fra nordnorge må du ha MINST ett reinsdyr!
English translation- If you come from northern norway you got to have AT LEAST one reindeer!
English translation- If you come from northern norway you got to have AT LEAST one reindeer!
by koselepip November 4, 2017

Women who live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a southern belle… don’t let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers
by TacticallyHunter January 21, 2022

by Candian Man 69420 February 22, 2020

The cycling competition between the clubs north of melbourne, the standard of racing is probably considered average, usually dominated by the one and only James 'THE BOSS' Butler.
The northern combine consists of the following clubs. Each of the following clubs take turns in hosting races; sunbury, coburg, st kilda, northcote, Preston, italio, Melton, Brunswick,
by Absolute Boss September 28, 2013

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.
by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021
