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ninja driving

Ninja driving is the phenomenon that occurs when you kind of know where you are, and you kind of know where you are going, but you have no idea how to get there. Then, by harnessing what can only be called "the force," you end up at the predetermined destination.

Many people have experienced ninja driving without knowing its name. Others have been trained by ninja driving masters. The concept of ninja driving can be extended to include ninja walking, ninja biking, ninja scootering, and possibly ninja public transportationing.
Say you are downtown, and you need to get somewhere in the suburbs that you have never been before. You're going off the grid system, yikes! You only have an address -- no directions. You decide to ninja-drive there. While ninja driving, you use landmarks and a trained sense of intuition and end up where you want to be. You never call for directions, you don't use the internet, and you never consult a map. You arrive at your destination.

Person: "Did you get directions off the internet?"
You: "No, I ninja-drove here."
by katelynR December 10, 2008
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Ninja Dump

A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
by Pat Hamm April 30, 2006
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Ninja Booty

Having sex as quietly as possible because there are people who could possibly hear you if you went at it the usual way.
My parents are staying in the guest bedroom next to ours so tonight we will have to have Ninja Booty.
by GassyLittleElf April 20, 2007
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Ninja-Rine

A cross between a Ninja and Wolverine
the two ultimate fighters have evolved to form Ninja-Rine
by moshpit-23 November 30, 2006
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Ninja Tank

In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.
"OMG, why duz teh PVP 'Sin not die? teh whole team is attacking him... I h8 ninja tanks
by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008
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Ninja Danza

A running, jumping start slap to the face; with a penis. A form of the Tony Danza penis slap.
Nick ninja danza'd Kristin and showed her just who the boss really was.
by sparklinwiggler October 19, 2008
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Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!
Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?
by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009
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