thors nipple

The instance of which two cattle prods are attached to the nipples of a male or female during sexual forplay then as the nipples are being electrified the apposing partner repeatedly slaps the other in the face with a sexual toy or penis

What did you do last night

Performed the ultimate thors nipple

by Chester dicksplash January 13, 2014

Hippo Nipple

A glass of chocolate milk with a bomb shot of Hpnotiq in it. Like a hippos nipple - it’s full of nourishing milk, but is dangerous to drink from and packs a punch.

“The last thing Nelson and Jacob remembering is pouring glasses of chocolate milk and shots of Hpnotiq for their hippo nipples. After that, the night was a blur.”

by 989goose November 23, 2022

friends nipple

In any episode on Friends that Monica, Rachel, or fiebe has a hard nipple.

Man, did u see that friends nipple, I was watching friends today and Rachel had very hard nips.

by JeromeWheats August 28, 2021

Nipple blast

When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.

Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!

by Gimix_13 May 30, 2016

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021

the nipple dilemma

when a man or womans nipples are very visible and pointy through their shirt or bra, etc.
common in cold weather circumstances

today in swimming, our pe teacher had a serious case of the nipple dilemma

by letstakeamoment May 3, 2014

Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.

Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.

by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023