night troll

common nickname of hermione granger in a very potter sequel.

*Harry and Ron are on the Hogwarts Express: Ron is looking for something in his bag and Crookshanks jumps out* *Cat yowling and Harry + Ron screaming* *Hermione enters and grabs Crookshanks and says: Sorry, sometimes he just crawls into the darndest places.* *Ron replies: It's okay, just next time -- OH MY GOD NIGHT TROLL!

by 07pr12 June 16, 2011

Bro's Night

A hang out which usually ends in a sleep over of more than Two male friends or "Bros." (requires heterosexual entities only)

Me and the guys had a major Bro's Night last night.

by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006

night soccer

a weird abbreviation I made for

"going out at night to get anal fucked"

Person 1: Hey I'm gonna go play night soccer with Jason tonight!
Person 2: That's gay.

by algebra has a death wish November 26, 2022

slut night

A night in magaluf when a girl has rampant sex with multiple guys.

Lydia had sex with so many guys on slut night that she couldn't walk for a week.

by Bantergod1 February 18, 2014

greasy night

When you need to make up a phrase to discredit your political opponents to the police.

The MP for Glasgow had a greasy night woth supporters, and shouldn't be trusted.

by TowPartyLine May 7, 2022

Vitor Night

A night with no hoes where one has been rejected by all possibilities leading to a night of self hatred and hour long masturbation sessions.

Person 1: Yo you going out tonight?
Person 2: Na man, Im having a Vitor Night

by dothtandillsueurass September 28, 2018

Night wife

When you hook up with a chick at a bar and take them home, only to divorce them in the morning.

Joe: Did you hear Steve took home a night wife last night.

Randy: Yeah, I heard he divorced her ass in the morning and didn't even give her cab fare.

by Ridin at 4:20 July 4, 2009