Get Off My Nuts

leave me alone

p1: hey u give me your cheeseburger
p2: Yo Get Off My Nuts

by DOKUKIRI November 24, 2010

elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

nutslut

Someone, usually a woman, who is both mentally unhinged and promiscuous.

That Rachel's such a nutslut: I wouldn't let her within a mile of my fiance.

by Sparky Williams May 8, 2006

duck's nuts

Similar to "bee's knees" - the best (most awesome, most choice, most advanced) of all.

I love your potato salad - it's the duck's nuts.

The BMW 1 Series M Coupe is the duck's nuts.

by nospaces March 28, 2012

deez nuts

1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.

"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."

by PMR February 25, 2003

Nuts and a half

I) When one finds something very extroidanary, mind blowing, interesting
II) Used to define extreme actions taken by a person with little mind power
III) When someone does something life-risking and very dangerous

I) My god that was nuts and a half dude!!
II) Dude this jump is nuts and a half...
III) He jumped off the tower? He's nuts and a half, fo sho.

by DJ Striker November 13, 2004

Nuts are Twisted

When a guy is torn between two or more girls, or any situation where several girls have oposing influences on him.

Dans nuts are twisted over going over to Holly's house for the night or being faithful to Ashley.

by TBACE14 July 18, 2006