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Noah

The kid who tries to hook up with girls but can't. Acts like he's good at basketball but really he suck dick.
Oh my god Noah fucking asked me out. UGHH!
by A man named Aka who like takis February 18, 2020
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Noah

Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.
You say Noah the other day, nah man who's Noah?
by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017
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Noah

that guy must be named Noah because he has a small pee pee
by small pee pee guy November 13, 2019
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Noah

Noah is an amazingly blessed person. He is very annoying and a little bitchy. But in all noah is not worth the air. If you ever meet a noah do not be scared. He can sense fear. I would highly not recommend being friends with a noah. If you see a Jackson and a noah run.
Noah is so annoying.
by Noah sucks July 14, 2018
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Noah

He is someone who is a cunt, Will get no where in his life and will never find love, Deserves to die alone.
If you know a know give them shit because all Noah's DESERVE it.
THERE ALL CUNTS Noah's have no love in them
by Bill2819 November 5, 2019
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Noah

noah is annoying and gay he suks
oh Hi Noah!! U r very gay! And then Noah will say "duhhh I am gay>
by Rubric28 September 17, 2020
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noah

Noah is a complete idiot and bitch and a cunt and retard fag. because he likes turtles.
by notnoah69 April 28, 2022
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