Jumping through my ass 

A d-prime phrase used to describe a hectic or busy day. A person being so busy and rushed they literally feel they have turned themselves inside out via their back end to try to get things done.

My day is so hectic I'm jumping through my ass.

Jumping through my ass by Buckeye Unicorn May 28, 2018

Why does my ass hurt? 

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

Why does my ass hurt? by Thot_Slayer69420 February 19, 2020

Oh my ass 

More vocal than anything, Oh my ass is a declaration that you are getting fucked in the anus by a large wanger.

Raven watched as Seifer put it in Squall deep. He screamed "Oh my ass!"

Oh my ass by GhaleonX July 23, 2003

Hanging my ass out the window 

1. Doing nothing. 2. Chilling out. 3. Lounging around.

Brad: Hey Dude what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, just hanging my ass out the window.

Hanging my ass out the window by CaptainBigO January 16, 2006

Cover My Ass 

A saying that Gangstas use when in a territtory war and when they need to go from one hiding place to another.

Gangsta 1: "Cover my ass im goin in"
Gangsta 2: "Ok i got this

Cover My Ass by GangstaSkata June 19, 2011

Black ice my ass 

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.

Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"

Black ice my ass by Lncnmark8 December 16, 2008

Lick my ass 

A sarcastic, silly come back to anything. The person your saying this to should always reply with "I already have !"

Made up by Tammy and Sheleah Guy.

Sheleah - "MOM, I don't want to go to school today !"
Tammy - " OH LICK MY ASS !!"
Sheleah - " I already have "

Lick my ass by HeIIoKitty April 8, 2011