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inside out albino mushroom dalmation

Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.
"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"
by WolfManRawd February 24, 2010
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mushroom bat

when you slap a person in the face with your fat cock and balls
mike slapped eben in the forehead with his mushroom bat
by shownuff18 October 17, 2008
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Mushroom Cordial

An uncircumcised male mastrubates to the point of ejaculation. As he ejaculates, he pulls up the foreskin past the head of the penis and pinches it off so that all the semen is trapped within the foreskin.
She thought things were just getting started as she prepared to go down on her boyfriend, but to her surprise he had already prepared her a mushroom cordial.
by The Slowest Zombie March 6, 2009
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Mud Mushroom

When you pull your penis out and womans anal cavity and there are traces of fecal matter surround the tip of your manhood.
A: Man, i tottaly got a mud mushroom last nite while banging your sister!

B: Clean that mud mushroom of yours!
by RichoFromRezza December 9, 2008
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mushroom tattoo

When you smash the end of your cock against the face of a deserving party(preferbably with your man berries resting in their best friends mouth) and leave the impring of a mushroom behind to show who's king.
God dammit, Samantha, Jessica takes it a lot deeper than you without gagging. You need to get your shit together, bitch.
*SLAP*
Now everyone's gunna know who's your pimp.
by Charlie Chuckles July 18, 2008
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mushroom tattoo

A hit by a penis with enough force that it leaves a mark in the shape of a mushroom
Katie was talking junk so i gave that whore the mushroom tattoo from hell right across her forehead.
by Sandy Fagina September 22, 2008
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mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis
Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.
by irontwo April 27, 2006
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