Mushroom Cult

A strange, yet interesting, faith where those involved choose to serve the fungi they believe will overthrow the current government

Haven't you joined the Mushroom cult, the one where you prevent getting your brain eaten by intelligent fungi?

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

Mushroom knot

Mushroom knot is a butt hole

Check out her mushroom knot while you are tongue punching it.

by house host August 15, 2021

Super Mushroom

A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.

"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."

by Spoon Man the Eleventh September 02, 2017

Rapid mushroom

Sexual act involving just the tip in a quick horizontal thrusting fashion

Tonight I'm going to give you the rapid mushroom you've been longing for honey.

by Box Master 9000 July 28, 2017

mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.

I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.

by JlinkinX December 25, 2017

mushroom butter

Putting breast milk in a girls butt hole and churning it with your mushroom head until it turns to butter

I made mushroom butter on my date last night and put that shit on some toast

by Red Juan Elgordo November 06, 2022

double mushroom

the act during a threesome of a girl giving fellatio to two guys at the same time

Boris: so she was giving me a blue job when her boyfriend walked in
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom

by yunknasty February 12, 2013